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I DON’T THINK SO

Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. “Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad.” Kate said. Paul yells back, “Who

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SHOPPING FOR A HUSBAND

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you

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A rich Mans Dream

One day a multi billionaire was board, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men. A few hours later the butler comes back. The man says “OK I’ve a deal you can’t refuse. Who can swim successfully across this pool filed with sharks, eels, and leaches. The winner may have whatever his heat

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NO EARS

A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?” The guy responds, “Why, You don’t have any ears.” Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.” 2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?” The guy

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Your stomach can serve as a mixer

A guy went to a restaurant and requested for rice and stew, but they told him that rice is available but stew is still on fire, But because  the man was seriously hungry he told them to bring the rice like that so he will be faning it while waiting for the stew. They brought it but before they brought the

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Joke of the Day

Charles  in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’.. He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, He pressed

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Joke of the Day

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Joke of the day

A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor. Sir, do you know everything about law? Professor: Yes. Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to give me “A”. The Professor agreed. Boy asked, “What is legal but not logical, logical but not

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Joke of the day

Tom was invited to his friend’s house for dinner. He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, and baby.When she was in the kitchen, he leaned over to his friend and said, “I think it’s nice you still call your wife all those pet names.”

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